A couple of days ago we tried our best to raise the bar for how stupid 3 gringos can possible be. Right after breakfast we decided to go on a CROCODILE expedition with our 7 feet inflatable dinghy. It´s hard to explain how stupid the whole situation was but I will try my best to paint the picture for you!
Thursday 08.30
Davide:
Lets take the dinghy out on the Crocodile lake!!!
Daniel:
Fuck off!
Victor:
You are stupid!
Davide:
Please please please!!!
Daniel
Fuck off!!
Victor:
You are retarded!!
Davide:
Cowards!!!!
Daniel:
Hm- ok lets go!
Victor:
Give me the axe!
08.38
This is the time when we wrote 100% Bay Dreamer stupidity history and took our 7 feet inflatable dinghy out on a lake we knew was crawling with crocodiles!
Daniel:
I have a seriously bad feeling about this!
Victor:
I feel super stupid!
Davide:
Come on guys- we are inside the dinghy- nothing can happen to us!!
Victor:
Isn’t this boat of ours made of rubber???
Daniel:
Yes it is!!
Davide:
Cowards!!
Daniel :
Lets go back!!!
Davide:
No no no please I want to go to the end of the lake?!?!
Victor:
That crocodile looks at least 4 meters long????
Daniel:
I will kill you if you don’t turn around the boat!!!!!!
Davide:
Ouch you are hurting me!!
Victor:
Mongoloids- GO BACK!
Davide:
Cowards!!
Well this is how a normal jungle morning looks like onboard the Bay Dreamer. Later on Nico red a book that told us that a 6 meters crocodile could weight up to 1000 kilos and that it is such a perfect killing machine so that evolution has not changed it a bit for the last 60 000 000 years! Perfect!
// 3 Idiots abroad
Ps. Illustrated by Helena “Norrland”
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